Honest to god an irc chat for the Apple events on fedi would go hard

honest to god a blanket ban on that company name across all instances would go harder than a bunch of fucking consumer whores foaming at the mouth over their bourgeois shit

@wyatt i’m even a little bit of a consumer whore sometimes (at least compared to you lmao) but i don’t understand why people spend time watching these corpo propaganda events

they’re super boring and cringe, full of overpaid techbro douchebags pretending to be cool

@jiub how else will i stay an enthusiastic consumer of (product) if i can't talk about it with my coworkers tomorrow and perform my brand loyalty for them as a substitute for a personality

@jiub @wyatt i can kind of understand maybe some new game being released your interested in but apple ... every new apple product is just 'its the old one but slightly bigger' genuinely what

@jiub @wyatt apple event leak:

new iphone!111
new mac!11

what do they add

idk its more tall and .. uhhh macbook is idfk

they made shitty AR glasses that rip off the vita UI uhhh

...

.. idfk
what does apple even do these days

@Li @wyatt lmao

don’t forget a stupid folding phone that costs $2000

@jiub @Li three months' rent in one of the cheapest places to get rent on the lower end of the market in the US

@jiub @Li i didnt even know that because i didn't fucking look because it doesn't fucking matter

@wyatt @jiub

dated ugly old vita ui, vs the innovative new super unique never before seen so original apple UI

@Li @jiub amusing but i really don't care what apple does so i didn't need to see this and my day has been worsened slightly by seeing it

@Li @jiub (you are doing apple's work by looking up what they're hyping and spreading their propaganda for them)

@wyatt @jiub i actually just had this image sent to me like 30 times by people, with no interest in anything else about it, people just send me shit sometimes.

@Li @jiub ok nvm then, i still don't want to see stuff from their marketing material but i am less mad at you directly now

@Li @jiub i guess people know better than to ask my thoughts on new tech stuff or something

actually might not be true but most of them know i hate apple and will get mad at them, or else hate apple themselves

@Li @wyatt yeah i haven’t sought out any of this info, but people keep posting it on my feed

maybe i should just mute “apple” today but i like making fun of this stuff too

@jiub @wyatt im the vita hacker girl so people send me the thing that resembles the vita UI, thats really all it is 🤷‍♀️

@Li @jiub ah i see

@Li @jiub that makes sense, you are in the vita autism circle (i have never been able to afford a vita)

@wyatt @jiub mhm .. they used to be, alot less expensive than they are now ..

@Li @jiub it ruins absolutely everything it touches

if you end up with spares you are okay with giving away or selling reasonably i'd take one

@Li @jiub (same goes for psp-1000 parts or systems)

@wyatt @jiub i only own developer hardware from that small period of time when i didnt have to worry about paying for anything ... uh

@Li @jiub well if someone ever gives you their old vita keep me in mind

@wyatt @jiub i used to have a spear one that had a few issues, but i gave it to someone else already and dunno where it went after that, uh

@Li @jiub yeah i'm saying in the future if you stumble across something

like how my friend just randomly found a model f keyboard the other day

@wyatt