People be like:
"I have a wonderful wife
I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric"

Me be like:
"I have a wonderful life
I know a powerful Bob
He eulogizes me for being geocentric"

#Linux people however:
"I cat a wonderful file
I chown to powerful root
It coredumps me for being gcccentric"

@meluzzy this musical is a miracle