
I took another look in that bag with the coax splitters and whatnot (where I got my own ethernet crimping tool) and spotted an old telephone wall receptacle with two telephone jacks on it.
I have no idea where my DS charger is and I have no other cables that can charge it because they used a Game Boy Advance SP charger for this thing.
Dad took my dog out and completely forgot about her, and she ended up escaping the backyard.