fidel castro’s date of birth was 100 years ago

I think I’m ready for the test on Saturday. (well, almost ready; i still have to inject my estrogen just before i leave to do the test)

Cut my ring finger trying to open my bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola.

First important thing of the day done. Now to wait a half-hour and do my driving lesson.

Ever since I got the TrackPoint nubs, I’ve been pretty much exclusively using the golf tee one.

I’m going to have to inject earlier than usual Saturday morning because I have my driving test that morning.

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I'd rather be in my pajamas than in any of my day clothes that I currently have (because my pajamas are oversized and just so damn cozy >w<), but I can't be in them all day because I have things going on in my life :<

@gaige :3c

@gaige i don’t know miles

fray gogs

It’s only a matter of time before Jim Haggerty pops like a balloon inside his own car.

Imagine I get shipped to an island and get used as slave labor by the Costco corporation. /ref

My dad and grandmother are trying to get me hired to work at a Costco warehouse that’s opening up around here.

say gex

@itzzen Yey :3

i’m so fucking funny /j

AUGUST 12 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 12 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 12 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE (the joke is that in some livestream showing randomly generated “episodes” of SpongeBob, there’s one clip where Squidward proclaims 2036-08-12 to be the heat death of the universe, and 2036-08-12 is in 10 years now)

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