god is a black lesbian toilet

oh… this machine has some how[sic] become an ntsc mega drive system

Guess Byron Donalds wins this election.

Reducing my estrogen dose this Thursday (I’m getting my last booster shot for HPV). Also taking it after my appointment.

I wonder which Republican is going to win the gubernatorial election this November (c’mon, Republicans winning the gubernatorial election is just a fucking guarantee here in the 50th circle of hell).

Oh, the primaries are today.

o, canada

ohohoh, canada

Why did I favorite my own post???

“ur willy is rubbish”

quote from a british psa about social media i think

anyways, the key fob now has a new battery in it, and now we can remotely unlock the car again

cried in the shower

I survived without crashing the car

@cobra 我在北京

We’re going to Chili’s for dinner.

Guess we don’t have to replace the key at all. We can just take the thing apart and replace the battery.

@wyatt_unhinged I want out of here.

I’m driving my family to a restaurant tonight.