It’s hard to keep my own fucking balance when I stand up.

sario mario brario

super muper bruper

SYMPHONY STILL HASN’T SENT MY FUCKING ESTROGEN.

Almost had to suffer for a few hours in the car while my dad went to market.

Fortunately, market got cancelled today because the weather was shit. We went out later anyways to get dinner.

@shitpostalotl @itzzen THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

@shitpostalotl @itzzen NO

@itzzen @shitpostalotl :>

@itzzen @shitpostalotl owie :<

@itzzen @shitpostalotl *your

My dad genuinely believes in the “American Dream” :P

villain #1 died 8 years ago today

@wyatt @SRAZKVT I have a newer copy of that book (The C Programming Language Second Edition). Still the same version, just printed more recently.

Today is Friday in California

What if I wore fake rabbit ears

Dad gave me coffee cake for breakfast.

why can’t these tits grow any faster qwq

I know it’s probably a good thing because I’m currently in a dangerous position, but still

If Strong Bad can type with boxing gloves for hands, you have no excuses.

and then john flansburgh accuses you of being racist