@nyx What I meant in this case was one of those two-wheeled “hoverboard” doohickeys except with a long stick with pads for your legs :P

It’s almost 15:00 and I’m still in my pajamas.

Door-to-door salesman showed up at our house. And on a fuckin’ Segway of all things.

girls

I have come here to chew ass and kick bubblegum.

And I’m all out of ass.

-Nada, They Live, quote that I totally didn’t distort for the sake of the lulz

sos mos bros

i love pulling random shit from the deep dark cesspool that is my hard drive

“when two sisters love each other so very much…”

@kimapr @itzzen junetoo

the ‘cest

?

WHERE TUBE

LOCATION OF SMOKE APPARATUS

now where could my pipe be

@june you might as well track me down and pump me full of lead (/j don’t do that)

jimmy proton, jimmy neutron, and jimmy electron

juno try to learn patience challenge (impossible)

Never let me speak or use a keyboard ever again.