grab the popcorn
my dad is screaming at DCF again

THIS POST IS WAY *TOO POPULAR!!!!

(my grammar are fabulous)

@wyatt ye

injected my e

also, i need a new sharps bin. this one’s stuffed.

dav1d is invading my netbsd /j

horses aren’t real

I fucking hate my mother.

Translation of this post:

OH FUCK. CRITICISM.

When am I ever NOT a dumbass?

got myself some greek yogurt :3

estrogen in 12 hours

From the subtitles from the same video, there’s also “[Moans so gay they turned me lesbian]”

tits? on MY thinkpad?

“[Girlcocks gun]”

-subtitles from Danganronpa But Really Really Fast

peter thiel has infiltrated the healthcare industry

@june vore

Back. This time, I have time to do Random Juno Crud™ before going to bed.

Making. Out. With. Marzipan. Is. Totally. Awesome.

This has certainly been “a weekend” so far.