i’m about to call the paparazzi on the paparazzi

I need a new pair of glasses.

spider-woman (she transitioned)

idk if i should voice train or just leave it as is.

Gotta go to the DMV tomorrow.

Hoo boy -_-

@gock where’s the nearest cave to turn into a cozy home?

In all seriousness, though, my dad watches a ton of YouTube Shorts. And I mean a TON. And half of it’s just AI-generated bullshit.

My dad looked like an iPad kid for a moment they way he had his head so close to his iPad when he was watching YouTube Shorts

Where’s the people that make you feel safe when you need them? Because they’re nowhere near me.

when does my dad unlock his office??? i NEED to feed my dog!

Whelp, time to eep. nini

@gock how many people lost their eyesight from the solar eclipse from last week?

I would try EstraPen if their ordering bot fucking worked.

Now to do something I should’ve done yesterday but couldn’t because I had dinner so late that I couldn’t do it without jeopardizing my road test.

Which will come first? I receive my estradiol enanthate from Symphony Labs and be happy, or I run out of estradiol before the enanthate arrives and have to deal with not having injections for a while?

of course this mf is “tankies dni”

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