why can’t these tits grow any faster qwq

I know it’s probably a good thing because I’m currently in a dangerous position, but still

If Strong Bad can type with boxing gloves for hands, you have no excuses.

Temporarily going offline so that I can replace my surge protectors.

today I learned that Sonic Rush uses a sample from a Malcolm X speech in one of its songs

Back from my music lesson. Brought a drink and a tin of Altoids home.

your mother was an elder and your father smelled of hamsterberries

moid affliction

Apparently, my dad’s idea of the “inside lane” and my idea of the inside lane are different. He wanted me to turn into the outer lane, but I went into the inner lane because the way he was saying it made me think that he wanted me to turn into the inner lane.

just injected :3

Bullshit part 1 done, bullshit part 2 in 5 hours

Gonna leave at 08:30 for my pediatrician’s appointment.

had to get up early :(

i’m using window maker on my laptop now :D

go to www.com for more information on this pineapple

Nobody cares about your goddamn dick, scumbag.

New guitar strings soon.

Also a TI-84 Plus is coming my way.

god is a black lesbian toilet

oh… this machine has some how[sic] become an ntsc mega drive system