Never let me speak or use a keyboard ever again.

It’s hard to keep my own fucking balance when I stand up.

super muper bruper

SYMPHONY STILL HASN’T SENT MY FUCKING ESTROGEN.

Almost had to suffer for a few hours in the car while my dad went to market.

Fortunately, market got cancelled today because the weather was shit. We went out later anyways to get dinner.

My dad genuinely believes in the “American Dream” :P

villain #1 died 8 years ago today

Today is Friday in California

What if I wore fake rabbit ears

Dad gave me coffee cake for breakfast.

why can’t these tits grow any faster qwq

I know it’s probably a good thing because I’m currently in a dangerous position, but still

If Strong Bad can type with boxing gloves for hands, you have no excuses.

Temporarily going offline so that I can replace my surge protectors.

today I learned that Sonic Rush uses a sample from a Malcolm X speech in one of its songs

Back from my music lesson. Brought a drink and a tin of Altoids home.

your mother was an elder and your father smelled of hamsterberries

moid affliction

Apparently, my dad’s idea of the “inside lane” and my idea of the inside lane are different. He wanted me to turn into the outer lane, but I went into the inner lane because the way he was saying it made me think that he wanted me to turn into the inner lane.