brb gonna go chase leafy (bfdi character)

E didn’t arrive yet.

I really hope that USPS isn’t also delivering that 3D printer head.

:O

Oh, now it’s been over 2 years since I abandoned modern Windows.

OH MY E’S ALREADY OUT FOR DELIVERY

Suddenly, my estradiol is in WPB now.

Fox News if it was good:

awawawaawawwawaawawawaa 🦊

eggs bend the dick

2012 times to die is *10 seconds shorter than 2015 times to die omg

Hm yes the ancient year of 2016

gottampootis

To quote myself from earlier this year (or maybe last year):

“If soy milk actually made you more feminine, I’d be chugging it down like there’s no tomorrow.”

Can’t wait for it to be October.

B^U vs 8^y (again)

this old man, he's mad as hell
he can't take this shit anymore
and he wants you to shout into the nighttime sky:
"i'm mad as hell and I'm not taking it"

I like wearing a sun hat because it makes me feel pretty when as far as I’m concerned, I’m not.

At least I know I’m not going to miss any injections.