How can some people be so outgoing??? Like I genuinely don’t understand. And then again, I’m pretty sure they’re some of the most sickeningly toxic motherfuckers you’ll ever meet if you know them for more than 2 femtoseconds.

Srsly, Apple, what’s so wrong with having a fucking home button?

How the hell am I gonna go about blood work?

back from planetarium.

also, new shoes.

if nobody can know whether you’re actually a dog or not on the internet, what makes you think they can read sarcasm in internet posts?

Who would’ve thought that forcing EVERYONE to drive around in clumsy metal coffins was a shit idea.

Just got back from the market. What the fuck’s going on now?

i wanna go home

I FUCKING HATE DRIVING. Especially here in Florida where the drivers are total dumbasses, and are even bigger dumbasses when the weather is shit.

Arm snapped off my glasses.

Night.

classic j dies

@gock when will dennis prager die

HOW IS IT ABOUT TO BE FRIDAY ALREADY?????? FUCK!!!!!!

Adulthood’s gonna ruin me.

I was hoping I’d be able to actually sleep for a little while longer.

Help.

after like 1 sextillion years, i finally have a working web browser on netbsd

only took me like 3 attempts