After 10+ years of use, I deem this Xbox One controller that my dad got with one of the used Xbox Ones in 2016 officially fucked. It lasted longer than the other Xbox One controller though, which had an early death due to the fact that six-year-olds and eight-year-olds don’t know how to take care of shit (the left stick broke off within a year or two of me and my brother* playing on the Xbox One (which is now basically mine)).

Maybe I can go and get replacement thumbsticks for this thing, but I’d have to wait, because not only do I not have the money, but I have more important things to concern myself with that aren’t controllers for a video game console that was dead on arrival for many reasons (biggest one being E3 2013).

(I try my best not to misgender him, but even I’m not fucking perfect at it)