worf will not be able to come 😔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsNJZAJM--w

yay new very tall bart ytp

@gock how many more days until 2027-02-15?

1000000000000000000000 gecs

Genuinely, I decided to turn this thing on for the very first time (after having sat in a drawer since Christmas), so I grabbed a USB-C cable and it immediately turned on (because the switch was already in the on position), and once I processed that icon, I burst out laughing.

They shaved Mario

If you don't know what I'm talking about…

Calling Mamdani a "socialist" is a huge stretch, More Perfect Union.

"they bounce around like baksketballs [sic]"

(don’t worry, that CD didn’t work anyway)

:3c

the fifth version of the number 2

Four hours of macaroni sounds to fall asleep to

I just learned today that Sega discontinued and delisted the Sonic mobile remakes. They’re still playable, but the only way I can download them now is if I log into my old Apple ID and download them from the list of previous downloads (a lot of which are from delisted apps).

trans rights to repeatedly slam jk rowling’s face against the wall