the krusty krab has fallen; billions must fry

Injected :3

“Nice point. However, I portrayed you as the irrational soyjak, and the policeman as the stoic alpha chad. Therefore, your opinion is invalid.”

YouTube, why are you recommending me police bodycam videos shitting on trans students??

Had to take the dog out, and now I can’t go back to sleep.

(I try my best not to misgender him, but even I’m not fucking perfect at it)

After 10+ years of use, I deem this Xbox One controller that my dad got with one of the used Xbox Ones in 2016 officially fucked. It lasted longer than the other Xbox One controller though, which had an early death due to the fact that six-year-olds and eight-year-olds don’t know how to take care of shit (the left stick broke off within a year or two of me and my brother* playing on the Xbox One (which is now basically mine)).

Maybe I can go and get replacement thumbsticks for this thing, but I’d have to wait, because not only do I not have the money, but I have more important things to concern myself with that aren’t controllers for a video game console that was dead on arrival for many reasons (biggest one being E3 2013).

I want to watch Serial Experiments Lain one day.

Watch out, everyone! I’M REVVIN’ UP MY FUCKING TYPEWRITER

why does this song fuck me up whenever i hear it?

I know damn well what BS means in an academic context, but I can’t help but have a little chuckle when I hear it.

Time to eat the antimatter fruit (banana)

I think I’m at that point in my transition where the hormones start to change the way I handle things like my emotions. Idk.

kill bill (gates)

shaved my body :3

My dad’s pissed right now.

Dinner’s delayed because the dog knocked my dad while he was taking the pizza out of the oven and the pizza ended up on the floor.

Canada, the United States, and Mexico: the CUM squad

I hate this Hanns-G monitor so fucking much, man.