@kimapr @itzzen Don’t reinvent it, though.

@gock where’s the nearest cave to turn into a cozy home?

to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and i’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa!!!

In all seriousness, though, my dad watches a ton of YouTube Shorts. And I mean a TON. And half of it’s just AI-generated bullshit.

@wyatt unfortunate reality we live in :P

got a bit of a chuckle out of it

My dad looked like an iPad kid for a moment they way he had his head so close to his iPad when he was watching YouTube Shorts

Where’s the people that make you feel safe when you need them? Because they’re nowhere near me.

when does my dad unlock his office??? i NEED to feed my dog!

Whelp, time to eep. nini

@wyatt Just looked it up. He did, in fact, stare at the sun without the glasses that day.

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahashahahahahahahhahahahh

@wyatt Without the glasses?

Speaking of solar eclipses, I remember being at the occupational therapy place waiting for my turn on 2017-08-21 (the day of the solar eclipse that everyone was talking about at the time), and I noticed a man with those special glasses for seeing the eclipse happen. Because this was Florida, I never got to see the eclipse cause totality (as in the moon didn’t block the sunlight entirely), but you could still see the eclipse if you had the glasses. The man let me put on the glasses, and then lifted me up so that I could get a better view of the eclipse.

@gock how many people lost their eyesight from the solar eclipse from last week?

@itzzen You basically try to text it through Signal, and normally, it walks you through the ordering process. However, the bot seems to be down.

I would try EstraPen if their ordering bot fucking worked.

Now to do something I should’ve done yesterday but couldn’t because I had dinner so late that I couldn’t do it without jeopardizing my road test.

Wait, is it taking so long for them to shoot me the estrogen because they were trying to fix a security vulnerability???

Which will come first? I receive my estradiol enanthate from Symphony Labs and be happy, or I run out of estradiol before the enanthate arrives and have to deal with not having injections for a while?

of course this mf is “tankies dni”

i barely care about tally hall anymore why did i do this