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Package tracking when? Did Symphony Labs’ distributor actually bring my package to USPS? Is my order associated with the wrong tracking number? Did Symphony Labs send my package out to begin with? Because I’d think the package would’ve been already scanned into USPS’s system by now.

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@nyx What I meant in this case was one of those two-wheeled ā€œhoverboardā€ doohickeys except with a long stick with pads for your legs :P

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It’s almost 15:00 and I’m still in my pajamas.

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Door-to-door salesman showed up at our house. And on a fuckin’ Segway of all things.

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girls pawjob

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I have come here to chew ass and kick bubblegum.

And I’m all out of ass.

-Nada, They Live, quote that I totally didn’t distort for the sake of the lulz

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i love pulling random shit from the deep dark cesspool that is my hard drive

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ā€œwhen two sisters love each other so very muchā€¦ā€

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the ā€˜cest

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WHERE TUBE

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LOCATION OF SMOKE APPARATUS

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now where could my pipe be

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@june you might as well track me down and pump me full of lead (/j don’t do that)

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jimmy proton, jimmy neutron, and jimmy electron

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juno try to learn patience challenge (impossible)

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Never let me speak or use a keyboard ever again.

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