It’s almost 15:00 and I’m still in my pajamas.

Door-to-door salesman showed up at our house. And on a fuckin’ Segway of all things.

girls

I have come here to chew ass and kick bubblegum.

And I’m all out of ass.

-Nada, They Live, quote that I totally didn’t distort for the sake of the lulz

i love pulling random shit from the deep dark cesspool that is my hard drive

the ‘cest

now where could my pipe be

jimmy proton, jimmy neutron, and jimmy electron

Never let me speak or use a keyboard ever again.

It’s hard to keep my own fucking balance when I stand up.

super muper bruper

SYMPHONY STILL HASN’T SENT MY FUCKING ESTROGEN.

Almost had to suffer for a few hours in the car while my dad went to market.

Fortunately, market got cancelled today because the weather was shit. We went out later anyways to get dinner.

My dad genuinely believes in the “American Dream” :P

villain #1 died 8 years ago today

Today is Friday in California

What if I wore fake rabbit ears

Dad gave me coffee cake for breakfast.