Put new strings on my acoustic guitar. The old ones looked filthy.

i have to go to the college in about 30 minutes

Apparently, a small tornado touched down last night.

And by small, I mean it was an EF0, so the winds were at highway speeds and nothing much got damaged.

Got Dunkin’ Donuts on the way back. My dad also set me up with Lyft for when I need to get home from the college.

Have to drive my dad and brother to the blood diagnostics place, and then later today, I have to go to the bus stop and get to the college.

gocksucker

girls on my timeline posting boob pics and making me jealous

god i fucking smell

8^y vs B^U

the computer-fucker society is going to have a riot with this one.

Package tracking when? Did Symphony Labs’ distributor actually bring my package to USPS? Is my order associated with the wrong tracking number? Did Symphony Labs send my package out to begin with? Because I’d think the package would’ve been already scanned into USPS’s system by now.

It’s almost 15:00 and I’m still in my pajamas.

Door-to-door salesman showed up at our house. And on a fuckin’ Segway of all things.

girls

I have come here to chew ass and kick bubblegum.

And I’m all out of ass.

-Nada, They Live, quote that I totally didn’t distort for the sake of the lulz

i love pulling random shit from the deep dark cesspool that is my hard drive

the ‘cest

now where could my pipe be

jimmy proton, jimmy neutron, and jimmy electron